Aint Bessie Long
lost hillbilly auntie, truly tacky, who shows up to dispense home-spun humor.
Babs the Italian Broad
East Coast drama queen in capris. Her Daddy gets her what she wants--and she wants
Your favorite clown. Tells your recipient that she knows their deep, dark "secret"--they always wanted to be a CLOWN! Proceeds to dress them appropriately and teach them a
trick or two.
Scaled down clown character for those who prefer "clown lite." Somewhat younger &
hipper than Melody.
The "Almost" Amazing Melody. She tries so hard, but fails so miserably - with a
punchline (but you gotta love the Tux!).
Pippi Longtrippi - The Rip VanWinkle of hippies--slept through the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s in a purple haze.
Tries to rekindle memories with your recipient.
Whatta Western Woman - complete with cow-print cowboy hat, bag, and boots.
Feminist Country-Western Singer sanctioned by N.O.W. Does an updated version of "Stand by Your Man"
Harmony the Elf
Christmas Favorite (pointy ears at no extra charge) Available to do balloons,
facepainting, storytelling, etc.
Popular in Dublin for the Irish Festival and Blarney Bash on St. Pat’s Day (hold the green beer).
Clown for the Sr. Citizen crowds. Nostalgic jokes.
Weird Al Look
Alike Yes, Rebecca does Al--will customize a song parody for your guests. It’s scary, but she
really does look like him! He/She brings along an accordion.
Gentle British doctor who brings comic relief and funny bone fixes to those who are ill.
Historically accurate presentation on Ohio’s own Annie Oakley. Fun and interactive program has been performed at the Annie Oakley Festival and for several central Ohio library summer reading programs.
NOW offering .............
Great Novelty/Comedy Telegrams!
...............with a Cast of Charactors